Another great bookstore find...I think I'm spending a bit too much time in the bookstore, but I enjoy walking in and having time sort of stop so that I can mosey on through in no hurry. Am I not right that nobody is ever in a hurry in a bookstore? It's an oasis of sorts, even for people who just like books, not necessarily book-enthusiasts.

Once I played hooky from school. My teacher sent me a thank-you note!

Teacher: "Emil, give me the formula for water, plain water."
Emil: "I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
Teacher, "Emil! You know that's not right!"
Emil: "I was certain that it was. Didn't you say the formula was H to O?"

I am teaching...It's kind of like having a love affair with a rhinoceros.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I will not conduct...

A teacher is a person who used to think she like children.

A teacher's constant task it to take a roomful of live wires and see to it that they're grounded.