Barney

Victor: "Can I kiss you?"
Me: "No."
V: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's not appropriate to kiss a teacher."
V: "Why? Can I kiss you?"
Me: "No."
V: "The song says I can."
Me: "What song?"
V: "And a kiss from me to you."
Me: "Oh, Barney?"
V: "Yes. Barney says a kiss from me to you. Can I kiss you?"
Me: "Barney means you can kiss your mom and dad. He means you can blow a kiss to everyone else."
V: "So I can't kiss you?"
Me: "No."