Please do not spread that rumor!

I was trying to get a few kids on track today, and as usual, Victor was one of them. When I went over to help him, he asked, "Ms. L, are you getting married?" This is a question I have answered many times before...and so the conversation continued...
Victor: "Who are you marrying?"
Lauren: (walks up) "You never know, she may marry a superstar!"
Victor: "You are getting married?"
Me: "No. But when I do, it may be to a superstar."
Other members of the class: "Ms. L, you are getting married?!?!?!?!"
Me: "I am not getting married. And I am not marrying a superstar...at this point in time."
Other kids that are just now catching on (basically the entire class): "You're getting married?"
Me: "No, please don't spread that rumor. I am NOT getting married."
Everyone: "Ms. Leining is going to marry a superstar!"
Me: "Not quite yet. Get back to work...all of you!"