Devil Stuff

This was written as part of a composition for a writing benchmark:

"It's about to be Halloween! When it's Halloween you can dress up as a scary person. Like me, I dress up as a scary person, or not. the only thin that I hate about Halloween is that some times people dress up more scarier than me and I go crazy. But the real part that I really hate the most is...I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO TRICK OR TREATING SOME TIMES! Because my mom and dad are Christian, that's the good thing, but since they are Christian, I can't go because they say that Halloween is like devil stuff like dressing up as a devil, scaring smaller kids than you, pretending that you are really the scary person that you're dressed up as, scaring kids when they try to get candy out of those buckets that you put candy inside and once you put your hand inside and touch the bucket, a scary hand comes out grabbing your arm and scream like a little girl in a party being drunk. And sometimes they say that bad people put like bad things in the candy so when the kids eat it they get suck. But I guess kids don't know that, that's why they trick or treat. But what I do when I can't go trick or treating is I watch scary movies, play with my toys at home, go for a family hang out at stores and just hang out outside, buy new things at the store and the most fun thing is...GO TO SLEEP! And you know why I go to sleep? Because I'm lazy at my house, but I have to do my homework and do all sorts of things at home. And it's kind of fun at my house so that is what I do at home. It's kind of fun without going trick or treating and hanging out with my family.

I hope you found as much humor in this paper as I did, without me having to point out specific moments!